so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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