WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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