Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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