Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
well you can't waste a boner
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Randomize
