Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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