did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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