i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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