i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
