I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
this boner is exhausting
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
