Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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