how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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