I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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