Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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