Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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