Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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