Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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