Porn is love you can see.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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