I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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