just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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