She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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