Pregnant stripper...not hot.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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