if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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