Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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