Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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