none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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