scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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