I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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