Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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