Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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