Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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