Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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