You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I need moral support for this bender
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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