so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
