it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Someone came in the potted fern
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I came so hard my ears popped.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
