ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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