she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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