yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
