just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Houston, we have a squirter
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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