Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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