So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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