this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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