Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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