this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize