her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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