So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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