he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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