is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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