Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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