I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
