I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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