I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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