Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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