What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The power of my boobs compel you
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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