Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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