talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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